[manholio]

Go into the CEO's office, ask for a large raise and tell them the product is in a very bad shape and will require you to put your utmost effort to turn the ship around. If word were to get out, it would surely kill the company!

After you get the raise, go into your cubicle, close email and phone, and start working on your own projects until the moving guys come to take your desk.

[landemva]

While that comment is snarky, there is a decent chance the sales guy at the company has already done it.