| "No, no, poaching elephants is actually really safe." "But, but the bounty? Poacher heads go for ten times what ivory goes for." "That, look, scary stories that the government has to tell to make the voters think that they're doing something to help those poor defenseless elephants. Scare tactics. Think about it, if they really were going to do anything about the poachers, then they wouldn't be putting up some bounty against poaching. It's an admission that they can't and they won't do anything to stop us. Besides, factory has been shut down for three weeks and isn't opening any time soon. You want to put food on the table or not?" <LATER> A rifle shot rings out across the early morning plains. An elephant collapses to the ground and breathes its last breath. "Change of plans Fred, we've got video evidence that you just poached an elephant. I hear poacher heads go for ten times what ivory does." "You said the bounty was nothing but propaganda!" "Yeah, good thing there's no bounty on liars." A second rifle shot rings out across the early morning plains. "Now, sure would be a shame if all that ivory goes to waste." |