[lb1lf]

Back when I used to moonlight in video production, the quip was that NTSC was an acronym for 'Never Twice the Same Colour'.

The French SECAM system? 'Something Essentially Contrary to the American Method'

I'll lead myself out.

[cf100clunk]

SECAM was also jokingly called "Système Électronique pour Confondre les AMéricains"