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by grubbs 1395 days ago
I walk 20 mins every day to work in Baltimore and was slightly interested.

But then I realized I'd rather just give someone my cell phone and wallet instead of a fight to the death with an umbrella..

2 comments

I think this is my favourite unlikely HN comment of all time
you don't have to fight to the death though, most perps would be deterred by most victims if they actually fought back or even gave the impression they'll fight back
Meth.

You don't understand 'most perps'

Just run

If you bring an umbrella to a gun fight, I know which way to bet.