[grubbs]

I walk 20 mins every day to work in Baltimore and was slightly interested.

But then I realized I'd rather just give someone my cell phone and wallet instead of a fight to the death with an umbrella..

[fortysixdegrees]

I think this is my favourite unlikely HN comment of all time

[jack_pp]

you don't have to fight to the death though, most perps would be deterred by most victims if they actually fought back or even gave the impression they'll fight back

[fortysixdegrees]

Meth.

You don't understand 'most perps'

Just run

[brudgers]

If you bring an umbrella to a gun fight, I know which way to bet.