[fishbacon]

My favourite is when I get upset about someones driving and they react by honking or doing rude gestures.

Ah, the joys of almost getting killed by someone who is so rude that they don't even realise they were about to kill me.

I am blessed to live in a medium sized Danish city, so it only happens about weekly that I have to face the reality of death by demigod encased in steel plate.