[Tomte]

You've missed the best one of the *websites: https://bestmotherfucking.website/

[labrador]

A new one on me! I know some are offended by the language, but I think a tough talking web designer is funny. They kind of give me that Maddox vibe. He started the trend of tough talkers for comic effect many years ago

http://maddox.xmission.com/