[westcort]

By design, this free chat bot is probably about as good as Eliza (maybe a little better), can help an individual think through issues, and you can talk to it on an offline PC. Nothing is stored, so there is nothing to hack: https://locserendipity.com/Therapy.html

Rogerian version: https://locserendipity.com/Rogerian.html

[Scoundreller]

Dr. Sbaitzo solved all my problems in the early 90s:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Sbaitso

[bigmattystyles]

So tell me about your problems

[throwaway81523]

I'm not sure I understand you fully.

[Accujack]

Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!

[westcort]

I think that's putting it a little too strongly. What do you think?

[westcort]

I guess, judging from what you have written here, you sound as though you might disapprove of your own behavior.