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Cast of Characters:

- Ezekiel as the Old Man with the Grey Beard

- Assorted youths off the street, aged 16-25, as the Whippersnappers

[Old Man, bent over and walking with a cane, enters stage right and starts pointing around in a somewhat accusing manner]

Old Man: Why I may not look it, but all of these young Whippersnappers have nothing on me! I declare that I wake up before the crows every morning and eat my oatmeal and more vitamins than you can possibly imagine. Then I sit down in a straight-backed oak chair to do my calisthenics, followed by a vigorous 10-minute walk in the park outside of my condo. All before the crack o' dawn, I tell ya!!

[galdosdi]

Do you have a point? If so, make it.