[benatkin]

Assuming you have more than five clients, I just don't buy this. Maybe some would but not 100%.

Also your inbox count wouldn't be zero unless you have a very unique inbox.

[bitstream]

Yes, the 'Zero' is a bit hyperbolic. At a bare minimum I'd of course still have Russian-Brides and Nigerian Prince's to keep me company...

[officemonkey]

Forward the Russian-Bride emails to the Nigerian Princes and you're done.