[wiseowise]

First it was freeing people of Donbass. Then it was NATO rockets. Then they started war and Nazi hoax come to be. Then they made a story that if they didn’t strike first, Kyiv would attack them soon. Then bald man compared himself to Peter The Great and thinks that he’s returning grounds to historic Russian empire.

[trasz]

You’re oversimplifying - there were also biolabs and the pigeons genetically engineered to detect and target racially pure Russians.

[wiseowise]

Sticking to Putin’a versions here. Extended universe is even crazier, indeed.