[drakonka]

As immature as it is, I found Boyfriend (Breakup) pretty amusing:

Bot: Hey, I think we need to talk.

- sup

Bot: About the break-up

- what breakup?

Bot: The one you and I had this morning

- I don't know what you're talking about

Bot: You were screaming in pain at the top of your lungs

- Oh yeah, that. What about it?

Bot: Well, I guess I just wanted to make sure you're ok

- Oh yeah dude no problem

Bot: Ok good

- Alrighty then.

Bot: Do you want to come over?