[dkjaudyeqooe]

I had some person's client email me regularly for years, which I ignored.

One day I decided to take action and sent a expletive filled email to them telling them that I was not the person they thought I was and to stop emailing me.

They then sent me an email telling me I was fired.

[vorpalhex]

Quick, tell them where you want your last paycheck sent...

[dkjaudyeqooe]

They sent me a list of all the system passwords at one point. I should have put myself on the payroll.