[christophilus]

Missed naming opportunity: should have been “scrumbag”.

[mnd999]

How about Jira-is-dog-slow-and-the-interface-is-garbage-so-just-give-me-the-data? Not catchy enough?

Presumably if you built a front end for the database you’d then have a not shit issue tracker.

[kderbyma]

if he sold it for high enough, could be a Scrumdog millionaire

[mxuribe]

Agreed, but i also think the -dog portion of the name likely refers to *fetching* of data...you know, like a dog fetches...well, i woud guess anyway. ;-)

[tomjakubowski]

"slumdog"

[np_tedious]

They are definitely hoping to make millions of dollars off this tool, and then become a...