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by noasaservice 1431 days ago
"I'm going in for assisted suicide tomorrow, and getting my affairs in order."
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LanceH 1431 days ago
I appreciate this as darkly humorous, but there is the off chance they send the police around to check on you.
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copperx 1431 days ago
I've used "I was a temporary worker and my visa expired" with great success.
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b112 1431 days ago
Rotfl, the ultimate in customer retention.
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yencabulator 1431 days ago
Customer detention.
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