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by basementcat 1437 days ago
It took many years for the light to reach the telescope, what’s a few more minutes?
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Hey, I'm not living on cosmic time here! =)
theories...

An intern photoshopped a middle finger into the Pillars of creation and they're busy removing it.

The aliens filed a CCPA request to obscure their presence.

Clearing MAGA supporters wearing tinfoil hats who raided the conference room.

Not to sound maga-ish, but its probably biden's fault. I assume he is a little busy.