[mechanical_fish]

I'll take well-understood pain that I can patiently work around, one time, over the course of days or weeks, if the alternative is random bugs that bite you in the night for years at a time.

Joins are no fun, yes, but as you gritted your teeth and implemented those cute little table-based key-value stores, did you find yourself mentally calculating the time required to restore the whole system from backup while muttering tiny prayers? Probably not. Did your code wake up the ops team an average of once per month for several years? Did you lose data? Did you have to put up an apologetic blog post? Did anyone have to get on the phone and rescue customer accounts, one at a time, with profuse apologies and gifts? (Now that is a non-scalable process...)

But at least this argument about maintenance is a real argument. The one about wanting to save time during initial development by skipping the declaration of schemas reads like the punchline of a Dilbert cartoon that you'd find taped to the wall in the devops lunchroom.