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"I really love your strategic approach, and I think we should seamlessly impact our intrepid cloud-ready technology with another meeting to go more in depth. I would like you, or John Smith from Marketing, to restore backward-compatible partnerships between our team leads. That way we can continually seize efficient human capital. That will really synergise with our stakeholders. What do you think?"

And you can respond to whatever they say with a thinking nod while stroking your chin. And street-kids would say "bet", you simply say "hmhm, very agile."

You'll be CEO in no-time.

[codegladiator]

> That will really synergise with our stakeholders

This is so 2010s. You need to update your vocab. Let me FTFY

> That will really decentralize our stakeholders

[hsuduebc2]

Goddamit I cringed so hard. I just had flashback from my previous job.