[marban]

Most AI in reality:

  switch(i) {
  case x:
    break;
  case y:
    break;
  default:
  }

[mhh__]

I was going to make a joke about mimicking that behaviour using a perceptron with certain weights but then I realized there's no side effect so they can all be zero. Perfect.

[meesterdude]

I think it's fair to say the problem space AI operates in is one of case statements and not general rationalization. The magic of "AI" is in working with subjective data to identify the best case to use.

[djfobbz]

I think I've seen this AI on GitHub's status page!