[burgerbrain]

If I said I wanted to raise taxes, would you start posting bullshit about what would happen if all property belonged to the government?

Of course not, because you wouldn't be trying to set up a strawman to attack if I said that.

"it's incumbent on Cheez to make a less simplistic argument if he doesn't want to be subject to reductio ab adsurdum."

Bullshit. Bullshit in any circumstance.