[recursive]

Surely the only record. Most squirrels don't get even a single record.

[pfdietz]

These database records can be accessed using languages such as SQRL.

[s0rce]

There are quite a few records of squirrels!

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?taxon_id=45933

[nicbou]

Some might

https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/uptown-squirrel/

[steve_adams_86]

Surely they get their birth certificates at least

[nostromo95]

Truly those squirrels were blessed.