[puffoflogic]

> although I'm not sure if systemd is the right place to do it

It's truly impressive how systemd turns out the be the right place to do absolutely anything and everything from bootloader to init to dhcp to ntp to network shares... except fix systemd bugs. systemd doesn't seem to be the right place to do that ever. Someone else needs to do it. For another example of this phenomenon, see the nohup bug.