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I like to keep my mining rig on a handtruck, and then I cart it from room to room to keep warm. The children so love gathering around it, warming their hands by the ASICs, as they listen to their father tell spooky stories about fiat currency and central banking and the time we had a real house with a working furnace and lost it because daddy leveraged it with an adjustable rate mortgage to buy a dumb ape avatar on Twitter.