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by light_cone 1470 days ago
"Honey, you are so important to me that I decided to dump you."

If you tried adapt the corporate wording in your everyday life, you'd be judged by everyone as one of the biggest a-hole there is, and rightly so.

I wonder the proportion of people like me who are aggravated by this bs...

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Mealy-mouthed corporate platitudes really irk me too.

I just assume everything any company says is a flat out lie, except when forced by law and even then they're trying to wiggle out of the full truth.

Yes, I think it's a fair assumption unfortunately.