[Gravyness]

I self diagnose myself with attention disorder (towards the uninteresting), muscle fatigue (only at work), mental exhaustion (except for videogames), extreme sleepiness (getting out of bed is near impossible) and social aversion (everyone that I talk to tries to convince me to take a bath or something equally terrifying). I also get sick easily and only drink energy drinks. I'm so sad all the time and have no plans for the future but if I wasn't afflicted by this condition I would be a productive person, I swear!

Am hyperboling but the difference between being raised to think you're a victim and actually suffering from something else is difficult to get right. Infant traumas can lead people to become so daringly incompetent they think they have a problem other than needing psychological help. No one likes to realize they are stupid but the stupider you are the more it hurts.