[dontbenebby]

>From preliminary analysis, the root cause of the issue was a capacity shortage following two simultaneous fiber-cuts.

That is... unusual... correct? O_o

Especially if one was an undersea cable if not possibly both? O_O

(I'd ask on Twitter, but the handle for this nym was removed after I started to monitor how many people viewed my jokes -- some would get only a hundred views, some many many thousands, and it broke my heart it seemed to matter more if I angered the wrong people than if I sincerely tried to share my thoughts that my account was nuked, especially since the most useful data was not available via the takeout tool)