[navhc]

The article ends with "In the meantime, please rest assured that my home is still standing." So presumably it's all hypothetical.

[ntoskrnl]

The first paragraph also says "Imagine…"

I skipped over it the first time around, but that made the rest of the post hit harder. This was pretty well written.

[edent]

Thank you

[netsharc]

Also the very first paragraph is "Imagine...".

I missed both of these, and wondered why an HN commenter said luckily everything is fine..