[stevenisageek]

My Mom tells people I "work on the internet".

She's not wrong... but it's kind of like saying construction laborers "work on the earth"

Good chuckle regardless

[bombcar]

He “does computers” is basically where we get to.

Amusingly enough, my dad, who has written kernel-level drivers, has basically the same answer for what I do.

Me? I’m a janitor for the internet plumbers.

[CoastalCoder]

> Amusingly enough, my dad, who has written kernel-level drivers, has basically the same answer for what I do.

Maybe he's just learned the futility of trying to give more detail.

[Barrin92]

might also be a generational thing. A lot of older folks in my experience tend to be more plain and just say "I write software for a living" rather than doing the whole I am head of X in the Y division and I'm a code artisan".

[kjellsbells]

yes, i suspect that with age comes a certain zero-fucks-given modesty about what you do. youve got nothing left to prove and you are at peace with what you did. imagine Theo de Raadt aged 60 telling a room full of toddlers "i helped people on one computer do things on another" while all the grasping 25 year olds are claiming to be the Vice President of Interdomain Nodal connectivity (SSH Division 2)

[xcambar]

You nailed it.

I've spent 10+ years in SaaS businesses, and I've simplified my job description to: I work for a software company.

It does not say anything about what I do, it could mean engineering or accounting or... And if/when people want to know more, they just ask.

Bring rather vague helps everyone get just what they want. I always show up happy to answer and open for questions but also offer them exit paths regularly.

[formerkrogemp]

What sort of work do you do that involves software and accounting? Disclaimer: I work in accounting in industry.