[shadowgovt]

It's because under the hood modern processors are embarrassingly parallel, so chip manufacturers like Intel were incentivized to put money into solving the hard problem "turn code written by devs who were trained on old serial-style languages (like C) into something that can pass a benchmark or we can't justify selling new chips because programs won't be faster."

The relative novelty and paucity of functional languages in the ecosystem means the incentive story hasn't happened to get the end-to-end from compiler through to execution so tight yet. I expect it'll happen, and when it does I expect the result will trigger fewer questions like this one because a newer generation of programmers well be less inclined to assume serial execution.