[jtreminio]

Thanks, but I don't need your pity. I enjoy working with PHP, and I really enjoy studying, playing around, and finally making money with quality frameworks like Kohana and Symfony2 (still learning this one).

I may not be an uber-programmer like you, or have a $55,000 college education/loan, but PHP makes it easy, fun and profitable to be self taught.

So, yes, I'm "married" to PHP, much like I'm married to jQuery, but keep your pity to yourself.