[Wuzado]

The very last joke is a mutation of a classic Radio Yerevan joke and I'm surprised it's not included in this article. Paraphrasing:

"Radio Yerevan was asked: "Is it true that they're giving out cars at the Red Square?" Radio Yerevan answered: "In principle, yes. Only they're not cars, but bikes. And not at the Red Square, but at the Varshavsky station. And they're not giving them out, they're stealing them.""