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You're right, this definitely wins. I'm so sorry for you :)

This one made me laugh:

> - Idera Inc has an anagram: Acridine. Here are some facts about Acridine:

> ○ It's a colorless (and probably soulless) solid obtained by dousing a foul smelling compound (coal tar) in a destructive liquid (sulfuric acid)

> ○ Both it and its homologues are weakly basic

> ○ Acridine is a skin irritant