[mbg721]

Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? A: About 30% less than it takes to change a regular bulb.

[leetrout]

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its a hardware problem.

[blippage]

"Hello, technical support. You say your lightbulb isn't working? That's odd, our reference lightbulb is working perfectly."

[inglor_cz]

"Have you tried to ping it? What about updates, are all in? In doubt, turn it off and on again."

[nikanj]

Why waste time changing light bulbs when you can rewrite the whole fixture with a brand-new microframeworn

[davnicwil]

Turn it off and on