[WalterBright]

> the word you want

I was watching a new movie yesterday (The Lost City) with closed captioning on. The character said "synonym". The cc text said "cinnamon".

I see a lot of homonyms in the cc, but that one was the funniest.

[sokoloff]

In a presentation yesterday, I noticed “Jews” appear in the live closed caption stream of my talk.

It threw me off for a few seconds and I went back to the recording to figure out it took the word “choose” completely out of grammatical context to form a new clause of just “Jews”, as if I’d been speaking in complete sentences, then suddenly just decided to interject a random word between two half-sentences.

[WalterBright]

"There's a bathroom on the right"

"Wrapped up like a douche"

"When the rain washes you'll clean your nose"

The entertainment never ends!