[x0x0]

Come on; bluetooth is in year ~20 of public alpha test. No certification would mean a thing besides, "Bluetooth: it could work!"

[hyperdimension]

That's a pretty good slogan. I vote for a duel between Bluetooth and USB-C marketers as to who can use it.

EDIT: the idea of tunneling USB-C ports over Bluetooth (like the wireless USB standard that I never quite saw take off) just occurred to me while writing this comment. What fresh hell.