[m6w6]

WAT? Is it April 1st? I hope this is a joke, but I'm not sure, since I'm Austrian, and, well... I have some experience what our governments are up to...

UPDATE: Sorry, phew:

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     the Austrian crown, JavaScript. (To hide this 
     message, pay royalties to the Austrian government)>

[abirch]

Too bad this is on Medium and Hacker News. If it were on an obvious parody site I would have avoided it.

[ciceryadam]

it's a nicely done satirical article, the author should write for The Onion! :)