[rdbell]

“I know I’m fucked because they paid me in crypto, and I don’t even know how to cash out.”

How does this guy even tie his shoes in the morning? Try walking up to literally anyone attending these “banging” crypto parties that you’re going to, and ask if they want to give you cash for your crypto. I can’t think of an easier environment in which you can quickly convert your crypto to fiat.

[karmakaze]

Don't take a comedian literally.