[fnordpiglet]

This is why I only drink hamster milk.

[googlryas]

You can milk a hamster?

[jyounker]

It's a mammal. You can milk it. It just takes a lot of time and appropriate milking equipment.

Fortunately a full automated milking machine fits in a lunch pail. Sadly the equipment only gets you several thimblefuls per hamster-day.

[fnordpiglet]

But it also horizontally scales and fits in server racks.

[jyounker]

Giving a new definition to server farms. :)