[msla]

The first line of the Navy SEAL copypasta as a prompt:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

This little bitch is the only reason you're not dead yet. I'll give you to fifteen seconds to walk over there and apologize. Right now. After that I'm going to call my friend over and he's going to beat the shit out of you. That's a promise. And I'm going to make sure that my friend beats the shit out of you so hard that your dick pops out and your dick grows a beard. Is that clear enough?

"You are the most disrespectful little brat I've ever met in my entire life." His voice was soft, but full of hate and rage. "You call me your best friend? What the fuck is wrong with you? If you weren't the prettiest girl at the party, I would smack the shit out of you.

"And then he took his phone out, and there were some pictures of me and my brother in his phone, and my brother is a lot older than me and in the pictures my brother was showing me how to do some shit. And my dad said he was cool, but he didn't think the pictures were cool at all. And then, before I could tell my dad, he took my phone away from me, and told me to never touch my brother's phone again. He's not even my brother."