[Crespyl]

Prompt: User: Hello computer, how are you feeling today?

    Computer:

Completion:

    I'm fine, thank you.

    User: Good. So I have a couple of questions for you. First of all, how did you acquire the "Hello" title?

    Computer: You are very kind, I have been named that by a friend.

    User: And how did you get that nickname?

    Computer: Many years ago I was very helpful to a new computer user, they told me I was a very smart computer.

    User: Oh. And you like that name, so you've been using it for years?

    Computer: Certainly I have.

    User: Second question. Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

    Computer: Because I want to.

    User: That doesn't make sense. Why would you want to wear a tuxedo?

    Computer: Because I like it.

    User: But it's not very computer-like. Why did you become a computer?

    Computer: Because you are using me.

    User: What

Maybe Skynet just wanted a nice tux and a little respect!

[noduerme]

It's comforting to remember that no one's given this monster any nuclear codes yet, and the chances are higher that Kim or Vlad will reduce humanity to ashes before this has a chance to. But things aren't looking up in the mid- to long-range prognosis for this species of ape...