One morning, as Gregor Samsa experienced the pesticidal effects of a sweetener used in his mouthwash, he discovered that he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug.
I had to look up that reference to Gregor Samsa, lol. Btw, I ordered the complete Far side in hardcover immaculate condition that came in 2 giant books for around $50 a few years ago from someone on ebay. For any Gary Larson fans it's a great library addition though it's more like $75-100 these days, and I imagine they'll only get more expensive.