[tommek4077]

I write my stuff to /dev/null the databaseless database. Lightning fast, more space than S3.

[al2o3cr]

Does /dev/null support sharding? :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdnDXsqiPYo#t=2m13s

[karmakaze]

You may be looking for http://webscalesql.org/