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by AnimalMuppet 1526 days ago
Where does a cat go after it exhausts its nine lives?

Purr-gatory.
2 comments
adolph 1526 days ago
What do pirates put in their salad?

Arrr-ugula!

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aidenn0 1526 days ago
That can't be a dad joke; it's rated Arrrr.
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mbg721 1526 days ago
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but a true pirate's first love is the C.
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seba_dos1 1526 days ago
Works with programming languages as well!
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kuang_eleven 1525 days ago
Also works in Spanish!
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AnimalMuppet 1525 days ago
Even better in Spanish, because you also get "gato" in there.
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