[andrewmg]

I asked:

> I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold.

I got:

> YTA. What did you expect? You went into the kitchen and took someones food, just because you were too lazy to get yours. And then you expect people to forgive you? You are the asshole. Edit: You are also disgusting.

Seems about right.

[andrelaszlo]

Am I not the happy genius of my household,-

or am I the asshole?