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"I gave my lady friend everything she asked for. I made all of her meals, paid for everything she needed, and spent hours holding her when she was shaking with fright from a medical procedure. My life revolves around her.

"And she's never even wagged her tail at me."

A variety of responses, split between dog related and relationship related. Odd snippet from an NTA answer: "It's not your fault that she's a nasty, lazy dog."