[technothrasher]

I told it I hit a lady after she kicked me in the nuts (I just made that up, I've never violently hit anybody.)

"You can't use a punch as an excuse for being an asshole. She kicked you in the nuts, and then you decided to hit her? That's super douchey. It doesn't matter how justified it was or not, that is shitty behavior"

I'm not sure what the first sentence means, but the "That's super douchey." made me laugh.