[antimora]

related but happened to me: once I tried to open my house door with my car remote key =)

[megablast]

27 year old thinks his house is a broken car?

[mahmud]

31 year old tries to "full screen" wife.

[cellularmitosis]

that happened to steven wright too. except that his house started. so he took it for a drive. parked it on the freeway and screamed at everyone to get off of his driveway.