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by JKCalhoun 1519 days ago
Wow. Is this a parody phone or something from The Onion?
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Reality has become indistinguishable from the onion since somebody actually built and shipped a five blade razor
Reality overcame the Onion when somebody actually built and shipped a seven blade razor. I wish I were making this up.
They went full circle and now Gillette is selling a premium razor for sensitive skin… with two blades. No kidding: https://gillette.com/en-us/products/razors-trimmers-and-blad...
I think this also happened years ago in a whole different context when some marketing genius invented the "shampoo without balm".
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