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Plus, considerations for things like, can my 4-year-old decipher the controls to achieve what is achievable in the game without excessive frustration? Is the story entertaining enough to keep a kid engaged commensurate with it's cost? Is the game age appropriate? Does the kid talk about the game after having played it? Does it provide food for thought or conversation at all? What are the chances my child will remember this game fondly as they grow?

All of these things and more are the kinds of things that a 40 year old should consider in their review of a game, especially considering that a 16-25 year old game reviewer might miss on them in favor of other aesthetics.