[samhw]

> Wow, this is something that has been a floater-in-mind for decades

Have you literally never come across the "you're not Google!!!" trope before now, during the whole ~decade leading up to this very day? Gosh I envy you.

(Also, I am reaaally struggling to understand that story. Who is speaking? It sounds like a story within a story within a story. I can just about piece together the gist, but I'm very confused by all the formatting and nested quotes.)