[jond3k]

It looks like someone had fun!

Native parsing of markup and SQL looks like a neat idea (reminds me of Facebook's XHP plus LINQ) but I'm concerned about using the JVM. Does this use a .NET style multithreading model instead of using one process per request? If not, I can't see the benefit of using a JVM given its best features (GC and JIT) would be rendered not only useless, but a bit of a drag.

My personal PHP wishlist is:

* Better interfaces for the core libraries. Ideally replacing them all with namespaced and object-oriented ones with none of this needle-hackstack mixup

* A standard autoloader

* Removing the concept of 'PHP errors' and replacing them all with exceptions